Babysitter 

A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.

John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter.

Babysitter by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? 

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

The World's Babysitter 

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!

Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

The World's Babysitter by Dynodope July 25, 2006

Babyshitter 

A diaper

"Fuck Louise, I can’t change another babyshitter. Feed Timmy some percocets that'll block him up for awhile"

Babyshitter by Professor Precious March 4, 2015

babysitter 

A person who sits on a baby's dick.

My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.

babysitter by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob 

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006

Babysitter 

A person who not only supervises, but actually sits on the child making sure that her title is secured, while chewing gum and talking to her flavor of the week on the phone

Mom, I didn't know babysitters actually sit on people. Maybe they should be called baby watchers instead.

Babysitter by Anonymity265 April 27, 2010