gabooning

To sniff a recently used seat. This practice specifically refers to bicycle seat sniffing, though can refer to any seat. It is also usual practice to gaboon a seat that has been sat on by another, preferably unknown to yourself, person.

I feel like gabooning the sweatiest bicycle.

by N. Hodgson January 14, 2008

Booning

The act of rawdogging it up the ass until one cums.

Michael was booning Kathlene so hard that she walked with a limp for weeks.

by BooningKate February 23, 2011

bassooning

to perform a motorboat on a womans vagina

adam is bassooning the shit out of that girl and she likes it.

by im from maine bitches January 6, 2007

Baboonism

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic

I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "

by Stee Bee December 24, 2019

The Ballooning Effect

When you rip a huge fart and you can visibly see your pants or underwear balloon outwards.

Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.

by donkeykonga January 27, 2019

ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

Kevin Baconning

When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.

John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.

John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.

by Jackson Wu. March 30, 2009