Baboonery

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

Babenitude

The precise and scientific study of the female form from the view of sexual attractiveness

Dude1> Dude, your mom's looking fine yo!
Dude2> I know dude, her babenitude is crazy.

by Drakonan March 2, 2009

baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010

Baboonin

(v) the art of picking up black chicks at the club

"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"

"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"

by SlowBlows September 7, 2014

I R Baboon

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.

Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess

by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners

A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"

by nathaniel eidson April 19, 2006

hung like a baboon

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".

- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!

by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011