Chuck Bass

The only reason to watch Gossip Girl.

Chuck Bass: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.

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Chuck Bass: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.

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Chuck Bass: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.

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Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.

by you_know_you_love_me January 7, 2008

Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

bassoonism

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.

"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"

by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

Gebran Bassil

An old-fashioned Bigot disguised as a modern-day scum of a politician. Occasionally tries to befriend the masses but always gets rejected with "You can't set with us" & the-usual "kes ekhtek".

Always acting as a Monkey Thief, except he is not a monkey.

- Oh this place looks ugly, it's Gebran Bassil

- I need to take a dumb. Where I can I do that?
= Just use Gebran Bassil's mouth, he is always spewing shit anyways

by daagm2 October 21, 2019

Bassma

Smart & secretly romance , care about everyone & everything around here except her own self,have the ability to solve any problem , a fairy god mother for every one she loves having the cutest smile you could ever seen

A three words could describe her "perfect, intelligent, hot"

Boy: who is that cute girl , i really wanna be her man i loved her from the first sight

Her friend: she is bassma take care she is hard to catch

by Fatomalksins April 19, 2017

bassmanship

The act of playing a bass guitar with undeniable skill and gravitas.

Les Claypool's display of bassmanship was a thing of beauty.

by vagabond686 March 15, 2009

ass bass

A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.

The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.

by assofbass September 22, 2007