Azisism

A cultural movement and cult-like obsession orchestrated by fans of Bulgarian gipsy-folk singer Azis, similar to the way people often find themselves crushing on BTS members. It is however often speculated that this fanbase, known to be highly diverse but nonetheless all equally invested in his work, is largely unbeknownst to him as his last album release happened back in 2014 and the wave of hype surrounding him has died out in recent years.

Studies have concluded that such fans of Azis score 22 IQ points higher, are on average more attractive, 30% more likely to win a Nobel award, and perhaps most notably 63% less likely to be circumcised. Conversely, such superhumans are rarely found in society as they would rather spend their days at home watching anime or simply too awkward to have any friends.

Symptoms of addiction to Azis include but are not limited to;
1) Having his album saved in your Spotify library
2) Can't get that Sen Trope beat out of your head
3) Getting the urge to consume large amounts of rakia
4) Feeling the need to make out with every male in your near proximity
5) Being alive

Friend 1: "I'm into this whole Azisism thing and plus, tbh I kinda lowkey crush on Azis... I'm his biggest fan and I'll do anything to meet him"
Friend 2: "Suck my dick and I'll give you a backstage pass to his next concert"
Friend 1: "DEAL... hehehe I'm such a Scorpio "

by dimitarded May 27, 2020

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