awkwardize

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.

by Richard Howard May 13, 2005

awkwardice

(noun) a lenght of time or moment in which two or more close friends find themselves displaying awkward behavior because of some conversation or another. Mainly happens after too much booze, or through text message.

"After we caught him molesting the cat, there was no way to get rid of the awkwardice."

by Epic Calligraphy March 21, 2010

Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

by Manderson April 1, 2008

cross campus awkwardness

when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago

aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness

by assy mcsluttyballs January 16, 2010

AwkwardPella

A song that is lacking a strong instrumental beat that is awkward to play in the club.

"Man Trap Queen is a great track, but it has such a long awkwardpella...."

by DJAlexKAy July 27, 2016

Awkwardness

Ryan dowling is basically all of this

Awkwardness -R u like Ryan aka a awkward fuck

by ,?.! May 27, 2020

awkwardception

a situation in which a conversation becomes uncomfortable for paradoxical and contradicting reasons

(in response to accusations of making a conversation awkward although not your fault) "awkwardception"

by i don't like pickles December 14, 2020