Steel Wheels Award 

Banging your girl out on the train.

"Did you hear that john got his steel wheels award this weekend on the railroad?" "No way man"

Steel Wheels Award by Peck1234 February 27, 2015

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety 

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety by your real nаme November 15, 2021

Safety Award 

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.

Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.

Safety Award by Steelheader December 18, 2008

[Halo 3 steaktacular award] 

When you are playing X-box Live on Halo 3 team slayer, and you beat the other team by twenty or more points. This was created when Luke (a creater of Halo 3) and his team of four said he could beat ANY team by 20 or more points, and if he lost he would have to give the other team a stake dinner. He won. You can check how many you have by going to www.bungie.net and typing your name in.

Halo 3 steaktacular award...I got one yesterday :)

[Halo 3 steaktacular award] by dummb n00b February 26, 2009

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

Wholesome Seal Award by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

The Patrick Star award 

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.

Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

The Patrick Star award by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

sleeper award 

Someone or something that after a long period of time, reaches a higher level of potential, or success.

I was a very shy and meek kid in high school, but when I reached my 20's, I came out of my shell and became very outgoing. My friends told me that I get the sleeper award for how social I've become.

sleeper award by The sleeper. September 11, 2013