dinner whore avenger

(noun) One who has had enough of hoity-toity bitches who believe the "pleasure" of taking them to an expensive dinner is its own reward; to avenge all the blueballed men who paid for dinner and got none, this man will take a whore to an expensive meal and excuse himself to use the bathroom towards the end - but really leave that bitch with the tab and go elsewhere.

No, no, no! I have had enough of this shit! No more will we sit idly by as you worthless dinner whores play us for a free meal - either put out or pay my fucking bill! So says the dinner whore avenger!

by The Bald Head Assassin August 14, 2006

Average Bro

synonym phrase for Average Joe - used for African American man

He is an average bro

by Abeshaboi May 18, 2004

bang average

Emphatically typical or undistinguished, but used in a context where this is inherently somewhat disappointing.

“I think it’s the worst Liverpool team I have seen in years. They look bang average." - Harry Redknapp
“The start has been bang average over the four league games so far if I’m honest” - Jonathan Woodgate

by dickoon March 3, 2016

Averee

An Averee is someone who can be defined as: pretty, popular, hilarious, loud, dumb, and the best person to go to for help. They usually make tons of sarcastic remarks and jokes, and tend to sometimes go a little too far but this is what makes her, her. She loves the color purple and soft pants. She doesn’t think she’s pretty but in reality she’s the most attractive and beautiful thing to walk this earth. She is usually one of the prettiest and most popular girls in school but fails to realize this. Her talents go unrecognized by most but she has many. She has a lot of friends but makes sure the ones most important in her life are valued the most (her best friend and boyfriend) She is so faithful but also a partier! Everyone loves an Averee!

“Damn whats her name? She’s incredible” “Shes probably an Averee”

by oh no hoe May 25, 2018

average down

To make subsequent poor financial decisions in an effort to reduce the relative impact of an initial poor financial decision.

That hooker definitely wasn't worth the $200, so I'll average down with liquor and blackjack.

by Harvey Bennet April 20, 2010

avengersphobic

oh you know avengersphobic? yeah he’s that one guy who had his account banned 😹

avengersphobic is home of phobic

by avengersphobicfp June 28, 2021

average Joe

Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person.

'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else.

1) Mickey is your average Joe - he likes football, hates opera, and thinks it's a crime to do any work on weekends.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005