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Capital , offshore Great Barrier Reef, the world’s largest coral reef system, hosts thousands of marine species.
It is bordered by the Northern Territory, South Australia & New South Wales to the west, southwest & south respectively. To the east, Queensland is bordered by the Coral Sea and the Pacific Ocean; to its north is the Torres Strait, separating the Australian mainland from Papua New Guinea.
named in honour of Queen Victoria. Queensland was among the 6 colonies which became the founding states of Australia with Federation on January 1st, 1901.
most popular winter & summer team sports are rugby league & cricket
Along with Swimming , american football & soccer.
Delicacies include Moreton Bay bugs, mud crabs, king & tiger prawns, mackerel, sea scallops & fresh barramundi. Delicious range of fruits, such as avocados, mangoes, pawpaws, pineapples, strawberries & bananas. Native Macadamia nuts are found in all kinds of concoctions including desserts, salads.
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Capital , offshore Great Barrier Reef, the world’s largest coral reef system, hosts thousands of marine species.
It is bordered by the Northern Territory, South Australia & New South Wales to the west, southwest & south respectively. To the east, Queensland is bordered by the Coral Sea and the Pacific Ocean; to its north is the Torres Strait, separating the Australian mainland from Papua New Guinea.
named in honour of Queen Victoria. Queensland was among the 6 colonies which became the founding states of Australia with Federation on January 1st, 1901.
most popular winter & summer team sports are rugby league & cricket
Along with Swimming , american football & soccer.
Delicacies include Moreton Bay bugs, mud crabs, king & tiger prawns, mackerel, sea scallops & fresh barramundi. Delicious range of fruits, such as avocados, mangoes, pawpaws, pineapples, strawberries & bananas. Native Macadamia nuts are found in all kinds of concoctions including desserts, salads.
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Ricky: where is Queensland ?
Damian : Queensland Australia Located in northeastern Australia,
Due to its size, Queensland's geographical features and climates are diverse, including tropical rainforests, rivers, coral reefs, mountain ranges and sandy beaches in its tropical and sub-tropical coastal regions, as well as deserts & savanna in the semi-arid & desert climatic regions.
Queensland's state motto, Audax at Fidelis, which means "Bold but Faithful"
The state is the origin of musicians such as the Bee Gees, The Go-Betweens, The Veronicas, The Saints, Savage Garden, & Sheppard as well as writers such as David Malouf, Nick Earls and Li Cunxin.
Damian : Queensland Australia Located in northeastern Australia,
Due to its size, Queensland's geographical features and climates are diverse, including tropical rainforests, rivers, coral reefs, mountain ranges and sandy beaches in its tropical and sub-tropical coastal regions, as well as deserts & savanna in the semi-arid & desert climatic regions.
Queensland's state motto, Audax at Fidelis, which means "Bold but Faithful"
The state is the origin of musicians such as the Bee Gees, The Go-Betweens, The Veronicas, The Saints, Savage Garden, & Sheppard as well as writers such as David Malouf, Nick Earls and Li Cunxin.
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Get the Queensland Australia mug.Tasmania Australia - an island state of Australia. It is located 240 kilometres (150 miles) to the south of the Australian mainland, separated from it by the Bass Strait, with the archipelago ( chain of islands) containing the southernmost point of the country. The state encompasses the main island of Tasmania, the 26th-largest island in the world, & the surrounding 1000 islands.The state capital & largest city is Hobart.
Hobart , Tasmania is the least-populated Australian state capital city, & 2nd-smallest if territories are taken into account, before Darwin , Northern Territory.
The city, initially known as Hobart Town or Hobarton, was named after Lord Hobart, the British Secretary of State for war & the colonies.
Tasmania was named after Abel Janszoon Tasman a Dutch seafarer & explorer, best known for his voyages of 1642 & 1644 .
Popular foods here are
Wild abalone & lobster. Tasmania is well known for its abundant marine life & great fishing, it is also one of the world's premier suppliers of wild abalone & lobster...
Leatherwood honey
Black truffles
Premium fresh fruit & vegetables.
Farmed salmon.
Tasmania deals out more than just world-class whiskys: the region is also famous for its gin and vodkas, and other spirits
Sports
Tasmania JackJumpers a Basketball team
Tasmania Tigers a cricket team
South Hobart Football Club a Australian soccer club
Hobart Hurricanes a T20 cricket Big Bash League.
North-West Tasmania Thunder a Australian basketball team
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Hobart , Tasmania is the least-populated Australian state capital city, & 2nd-smallest if territories are taken into account, before Darwin , Northern Territory.
The city, initially known as Hobart Town or Hobarton, was named after Lord Hobart, the British Secretary of State for war & the colonies.
Tasmania was named after Abel Janszoon Tasman a Dutch seafarer & explorer, best known for his voyages of 1642 & 1644 .
Popular foods here are
Wild abalone & lobster. Tasmania is well known for its abundant marine life & great fishing, it is also one of the world's premier suppliers of wild abalone & lobster...
Leatherwood honey
Black truffles
Premium fresh fruit & vegetables.
Farmed salmon.
Tasmania deals out more than just world-class whiskys: the region is also famous for its gin and vodkas, and other spirits
Sports
Tasmania JackJumpers a Basketball team
Tasmania Tigers a cricket team
South Hobart Football Club a Australian soccer club
Hobart Hurricanes a T20 cricket Big Bash League.
North-West Tasmania Thunder a Australian basketball team
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Tasmania Australia :
Tasmania's main island was inhabited by Aboriginal peoples for up to 40,000 years before British colonization. The island was permanently settled by Europeans in 1803 as a penal settlement of the British Empire.
The Black War was a period of violent conflict between British colonists & Aboriginal Tasmanians in Tasmania from the mid-1820s to 1832. The conflict, fought largely as a guerrilla war by both sides, claimed the lives of 600 to 900 Aboriginal people & more than 200 British colonists.
The Port Arthur massacre was a mass shooting that occurred on 28 April 1996 at Port Arthur, a tourist town in the Australian state of Tasmania. The perpetrator, Martin Bryant, killed 35 people & wounded 23 others, the worst massacre in modern Australian history. The attack led to fundamental changes in Australia's gun laws.
(Prior to this / before this happened )
After quitting a national gun summit in 1987, 8 years before the massacre & following 2 mass shootings in Melbourne earlier in 1995, Premier of New South Wales Barrie Unsworth said: "it will take a massacre in Tasmania before we get gun reform in Australia", referencing Tasmania's resistance to gun law changes. A redesign of the laws for all states & territories of Australia had been prepared by officers & presented at a meeting of police ministers in Launceston in 1995. It had been rejected by Tasmania.
Tasmania's main island was inhabited by Aboriginal peoples for up to 40,000 years before British colonization. The island was permanently settled by Europeans in 1803 as a penal settlement of the British Empire.
The Black War was a period of violent conflict between British colonists & Aboriginal Tasmanians in Tasmania from the mid-1820s to 1832. The conflict, fought largely as a guerrilla war by both sides, claimed the lives of 600 to 900 Aboriginal people & more than 200 British colonists.
The Port Arthur massacre was a mass shooting that occurred on 28 April 1996 at Port Arthur, a tourist town in the Australian state of Tasmania. The perpetrator, Martin Bryant, killed 35 people & wounded 23 others, the worst massacre in modern Australian history. The attack led to fundamental changes in Australia's gun laws.
(Prior to this / before this happened )
After quitting a national gun summit in 1987, 8 years before the massacre & following 2 mass shootings in Melbourne earlier in 1995, Premier of New South Wales Barrie Unsworth said: "it will take a massacre in Tasmania before we get gun reform in Australia", referencing Tasmania's resistance to gun law changes. A redesign of the laws for all states & territories of Australia had been prepared by officers & presented at a meeting of police ministers in Launceston in 1995. It had been rejected by Tasmania.
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Get the Tasmania Australia mug.Northern Territory Australia - is an Australian territory in the central & central northern regions of Australia. The Northern Territory shares its borders with Western Australia to the west , South Australia to the south , & Queensland to the east To the north, the territory looks out to the Timor Sea, the Arafura Sea & the Gulf of Carpentaria, including Western New Guinea & other islands of the Indonesian archipelago
( chain of islands for you dum dums),
The capital city is Darwin.
Yulara is a town in the southern region of the Northern Territory, Australia. Uluru / Ayers Rock is near here & Alice springs the 3rd-largest town in the Northern Territory of Australia. . Uluru is one of Australia's most recognisable natural landmarks & has been a popular destination for tourists since the late 1930s. It is also one of the most important indigenous sites in Australia ( native aborigines get mad if you try to hike / climb it )
The Northern Territory is the most sparsely populated state or territory in Australia.
Popular foods here are
barramundi
Quandong
Kakadu Plum
Crocodile meat
Asian food such as pho & Laksa
Meat pies
Unrelated to Australia , there is a northwestern territories
In Canada as well .
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( chain of islands for you dum dums),
The capital city is Darwin.
Yulara is a town in the southern region of the Northern Territory, Australia. Uluru / Ayers Rock is near here & Alice springs the 3rd-largest town in the Northern Territory of Australia. . Uluru is one of Australia's most recognisable natural landmarks & has been a popular destination for tourists since the late 1930s. It is also one of the most important indigenous sites in Australia ( native aborigines get mad if you try to hike / climb it )
The Northern Territory is the most sparsely populated state or territory in Australia.
Popular foods here are
barramundi
Quandong
Kakadu Plum
Crocodile meat
Asian food such as pho & Laksa
Meat pies
Unrelated to Australia , there is a northwestern territories
In Canada as well .
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Northern Territory Australia ,
Sports
Australian rules football is the NT's most popular sport, particularly with Indigenous Australian communities in Darwin, Alice Springs the Tiwi Islands. Indigenous All-Stars team as well as Flying Boomerangs are the underage Indigenous Australian Australian rules football team for men , the underage women's team is known as the Woomeras . Baseball , basketball and field hockey are also popular here
Hockey was 1st played in the Northern Territory in Darwin in 1940s
NT Stingers & NT Pearls compete in the Australian Hockey League.
Basketball Northern Territory (BNT)
In 2022, the Darwin Salties debut in the Queensland-based NBL1 North competition, making the NBL1 the first Australian sport league to have clubs based in & playing out of every state & territory in Australia
the south of the Territory, Australia's biggest Off-Road Race, the Finke Desert Race is held over a long circuit which takes in the settlement of Aputula on the Finke River. The event is based out of Alice Springs Inland Dragway.
Netball
Territory Storm, aka Northern Territory Storm or NT Storm, is an Australian netball team that represented Netball Northern Territory in the Australian Netball League.
Sports
Australian rules football is the NT's most popular sport, particularly with Indigenous Australian communities in Darwin, Alice Springs the Tiwi Islands. Indigenous All-Stars team as well as Flying Boomerangs are the underage Indigenous Australian Australian rules football team for men , the underage women's team is known as the Woomeras . Baseball , basketball and field hockey are also popular here
Hockey was 1st played in the Northern Territory in Darwin in 1940s
NT Stingers & NT Pearls compete in the Australian Hockey League.
Basketball Northern Territory (BNT)
In 2022, the Darwin Salties debut in the Queensland-based NBL1 North competition, making the NBL1 the first Australian sport league to have clubs based in & playing out of every state & territory in Australia
the south of the Territory, Australia's biggest Off-Road Race, the Finke Desert Race is held over a long circuit which takes in the settlement of Aputula on the Finke River. The event is based out of Alice Springs Inland Dragway.
Netball
Territory Storm, aka Northern Territory Storm or NT Storm, is an Australian netball team that represented Netball Northern Territory in the Australian Netball League.
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External Territories which are smaller islands surrounding
Australia. Norfolk island is located in the Pacific Ocean between New Zealand & New Caledonia , east of Australia's Evans Head & Lord Howe Island ,
Together with the neighbouring Phillip Island & Nepean Island, the 3 islands collectively form the Territory of Norfolk Island.
It's capital is Kingston
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External Territories which are smaller islands surrounding
Australia. Norfolk island is located in the Pacific Ocean between New Zealand & New Caledonia , east of Australia's Evans Head & Lord Howe Island ,
Together with the neighbouring Phillip Island & Nepean Island, the 3 islands collectively form the Territory of Norfolk Island.
It's capital is Kingston
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Norfolk Island Australia
Norfolk Island is the main island in a group comprising the Australian external territory of Norfolk Island, situated in the Pacific Ocean between Australia and New Zealand approximately 692 km (430 mi) south of New Caledonia.
Norfolk Island, a tiny Australian island in the South Pacific Ocean, is defined by pine trees and jagged cliffs. Sandy beaches include Emily Bay, with reef-protected waters
Norfolk Island is the main island in a group comprising the Australian external territory of Norfolk Island, situated in the Pacific Ocean between Australia and New Zealand approximately 692 km (430 mi) south of New Caledonia.
Norfolk Island, a tiny Australian island in the South Pacific Ocean, is defined by pine trees and jagged cliffs. Sandy beaches include Emily Bay, with reef-protected waters
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