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Aural Shock

When you accidently leave the volume on an ipod or mp3 ridiculously loud and forget. When you put in earphones and turn on the music, you go into shock for a second because the music is pretty much raping your ears from being so loud.
"FUCK."
"what?!"
"i forgot to turn down my music and went in aural shock."
"haha dumbass"
by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009
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Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).
"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"
by CountZero January 1, 2014
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Auranquiphobia

That fear that you have whenever you've asked "what?" to someone two times already because you can't hear them and you don't want to ask again.
Guy: Ugh, I have auranquiphobia now, I was with Kelly and she was talking so soft! I was like "what" ten times and I swear I saw her about to explode!
by Stollypoo September 30, 2016
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Aura Alifah Nafis

she is the most unique person on earth, she loves matcha, she has a cute and pretty face at the same time and she’s not just a human being, she is art.
aura alifah nafis is a magician, when you see her everything looks disappear
by zakiezrs January 30, 2022
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otome aura

A normally invisible allure that is emitted from an otome that attracts particularly desperate otaku, causing the otaku to either fall in love on the spot or to feel the need to ask the otome for a date almost immediately after having met her.

If the aura is strong enough, it is said that color may be detected radiating from the otome, and also has the potential to weaken and kill any otaku nearby.

It is an aura emitted from an otome who is friendly, at least slightly physically attractive, and is interested in at least one similar hobby with the otaku they have just met.

First coined by the friends of an otome with a strong aura that caused at least one otaku to stalk her, and at least 3 guys she had just met to ask her out or almost ask her out on the spot.
"Her otome aura caused him to stalk her for over two years although they've only spoken once..."

"...she likes anime, video games, dresses up in cosplay... her otome aura is quite strong."

"I was almost killed by her bright pick otome aura, but was rescued by my close friend Babar just in time."
by TakiTaki May 21, 2007
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Afraa

Generally, Afraa is a very sweet, classy, beautiful, stylish and fun person.

She's known for being a fashionable person who has a big ego when needed but is still classy.

But once you cross the lines and don't respect her, welcome to hell!

Afraa only cares for her close friends so don't be surprised if she didn't really care about you if you got injured or something.
Also, Afraa is a very straightforward person, never two faced. if she hates you, you'll know!
Example:

B: *bumps into Afraa and starts laughing*

Afraa: I don't like you, you're cheap and I just want to tell you to stay away from me and don't talk to me. End of story.

B: Calm down!

C: Well that's Afraa for you!
by Afraa's Stalker November 3, 2013
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Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.
Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.
by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009
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