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Cajun auctioneer

When your going south on a women and have to start spitting out everything you got as fast as you can to keep up with the pace.
Hey Michelle I was talking to Jennifer about me becoming a Cajun auctioneer she said I’d be really good at it what do you think?
by Off camber May 4, 2018
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animal auction

A place where rednecks go to buy animals.
Do I have five! five dollars huaghlhslhlhxjaenhuvfhlkuhdchldefvljwbfjvhwlvwjv. I have five, do I have six six kjknskjcjnskksznvksnvkjdsnkjcsnvsnvnsjnv. Six dollars, going once, going twice SOLD, to redneck in the front row.
by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004
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auction site

Yup, you guessed right, site for auctioning
Sell camisoles, comparable mascara, almonds, coitus interuptus methods, cats and more on auction site at sheepish prices. Since its free to join, free to sell and free to buy, where' the catch? Duno, but i'm sure auctioning natalomwildlifeforever within the next millenium if I'm not done cautioning.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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dutch auction

its a bit like a dutch-runner but you have to pay the person who's doing it.
Geoff: I'll pay you £5!

Fil: I'll pay you £20!

Mitch: Fair enough, Fil wins this Dutch Auction, when do we start?
by kdsjfksdd June 29, 2011
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Model Auction

Where Models are auctioned off to be sex slaves.
Models are asked to model clothes and the guys are bidding on the models but the models are led to think they are bidding on the clothes.
And the auctioning and bidding is done by a two way radio so they don't know who the buyers are till they are taken away to be sex slaves.
He got that sex slave at a model auction.
by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011
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Fixed price auction

A term used to describe a listings on ebay where the listing is not an auction but is listed in the auction section of the site.
A fixed price auction is like a pig in a blanket, it works but i would not touch it with someone else penis!
by ebayluva August 21, 2008
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slave auctions

Were You Sell Freaking African American Slaves For $$$$
A European won a slave auction (slave auctions)
by DONTBELIKETRUMP September 21, 2016
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