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autoised

some random technology that decides to turn on when your near
this laptop is autoised
by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022
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autoincorrect

noun
the programme responsible for "autocorrecting" typed text, unaware of its stupidity.

verb
what the programme (described above) does. "autocorrect" typed text, badly.
noun
person 1: i hate autoincorrect.
person 2: same

verb
person 1: it keeps autoincorrecting my massages!
person 2: it looks like it did it again.
by jan Kanon August 8, 2023
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autointercourse

This is when a male, usually black (since they have the longest cocks), has a long enough cock and flexible enough body to have sex with himself.

The action is made by bending himself into a contorted form (often in a laying down position, with the legs over their head), with the penis tucked down and placed inside their anus.

In order to do this smoothly, the rectum is sometimes stimulated first with an erect object (i.e. finger/dildo/cucumber), to loosen the area and allow for insertion.
Omg, he's black! Why's he need me? He can just do autointercourse!
by jon and the kuanic October 17, 2009
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Autoincorrect

When your typing something correctly and you're phone changes it to make it wrong.
We we're sending a text message and autoincorrect changed it.
Autoincorrect can go to he'll.
by awmm November 5, 2018
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Autoimmune Hepatitis

A rare disease of the liver, which may cause the spleen to expand and rupture. Someone with this disease is a must-have at every party.
Hey, man! Did you see that guy with autoimmune hepatitis? His spleen's fatter than yo momma! We should invite him to the next party, so we can look good when compared to him!
by Chrissy_B November 22, 2011
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autoidioturd

Anyone that does stupid shit when in there car.
"So he slamed on his breaks, making me slam on my breaks, making the tracter-trailer slam on it's breaks, just so he could get past the car to his right and skip over 2 lanes to catch the exit ramp before the bridge even though the exit after the bridge lets you go in both directions as well. What an autoidioturd."
by Wildthrust March 26, 2007
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autoironic

Bob- Damn Brad did you see that car!?
Brad- I know man, I'm autoironic.
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