autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021

Autoimagenphobic

Fear or discrimination of someone who describes themselves in a selected way.

Tom: "Tracy looks so crazy with that new haircut."

Bill: "Woah Tom, Tracy describes herself as stunning and brave, you're being autoimagenphobic right now!"

by DaveyDuce January 26, 2022

Aucoin

They're so interesting. They sometimes make soup with dumplings and claim it's Acadian. Once you meet an Aucoin you will never go back. They have the most splendid thoughts. And when they share them with everyone it is great.

Who is that person?

They are an Aucoin

Woah I should have just known. Typically I'm better at spotting them.

I love Aucoins

Me tooo

by Texasgirly January 27, 2022

Autoincorrect

The use of autocorrect incorrectly causing miscommunication in an online conversation

"Sorry about that my autoincorrect is being annoying as per usual"

by Gammadelta May 20, 2022

autoised

some random technology that decides to turn on when your near

this laptop is autoised

by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022

aeuoie queslsfilffing

When you know what to say, but not how to say it.

Uh oh! looks like red is aeuoie queslsfilffing again!

by MoldyCal June 15, 2023

autoincorrect

noun
the programme responsible for "autocorrecting" typed text, unaware of its stupidity.

verb
what the programme (described above) does. "autocorrect" typed text, badly.

noun
person 1: i hate autoincorrect.
person 2: same

verb
person 1: it keeps autoincorrecting my massages!
person 2: it looks like it did it again.

by jan Kanon August 8, 2023