audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 7, 2003

audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.

oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!

by tommypjr February 22, 2011

audibless

the absence of tone or inflection especially when in writing or text. Loss of feeling through written language.

Be sure to read back your reply text message because it is audibless and could be interpreted differently what you mean.

by drocknroll May 28, 2018

audible cancer

Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear

Jackass: *choose on his mic*

everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018

Audible Dogfart

I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.

I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020

Audible Masturbation

Talking just to please yourself.

Twitter is a great place to see audible masturbation at work, Or a trump speech.

by Z_PW January 14, 2021

audible sigh

a sigh, but audible

Person 1: I am very idiotic

Person 2: *Audible sigh*

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021