Blowjob Attendant

1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.

Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.

by TheKimmer April 30, 2010

Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

Flight Attendant

A girl version of a wingman, usualy works beter than a wingman

"Steph Buscigs is my flight attendant"
"Yo i pretended to break up with my flight attendant to get that girl!"

by That Guy93 May 2, 2010

flight attendant

flight crew employed mainly for safety of the aircraft.
but in asia most are employed mainly upon "pleasing personality", which is equivalent to good looks, great physique and a positive aura.
most flight attendants in asia are models, cheerleaders, barely-of-legal age.

her nephew wants to be a flight attendant and travel the world.

by coach johnson October 15, 2008

gas attendant

When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.

While she was sleeping, I felt a dutch oven coming on and to maximize the effectiveness I gave her the ol' gas attendant.

by Captain Chimo August 22, 2010

flight attendant

What a cheerleader becomes when forced from the utopian fantasy of school into the real world.

Due to the strict academemic and intellectual prerequesits of working at McDonalds, Bambi decided to become a flight attendant instead.

by The Shreevester October 6, 2003

Fight Attendant

An airlines flight attendant whose sole job is to break up fights between passengers arguing over overhead bin space, reclining seats and knee defenders.

Wow, that flight attendant got promoted to fight attendant when she had to step in between two passengers fighting over a stupid reclining chair.

by BostonBruce September 5, 2014