delusional attachment

a made up thing by people on kinstagram so that they can get kin points and harass doubles

nagitocervixpuncher: i am kokichi ouma irl. this is not a kin or a delusional attachment ! i am simply me <3 doubles can k!!^Y##S!!

by kinstagram goddess August 15, 2023

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Taking pics of your private parts (attachment) and sending them out as attachments to your e-mail, messages etc.

Bro don't do a Bret Farve!!!........don't attach your attachment!!!

by ARCTICMAN April 7, 2011

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Attachment Deficit Disorder

Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).

Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!

Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder

by kishmich October 8, 2008

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The holy grail of the sexting world, every guy hopes and aspires to get this automated message while texting a girl. When someone sends a picture (nudes, in this case) this is the message that iMessage shows under the notification tab or the text summary page.

Amy: I'm rlly bored rn.
James: Wanna sext?
Amy: Sure!

James: Send pics ;)
Amy: Attachment: 1 image
James: Wow. You have mosquito tits.

by playboidude July 28, 2016

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