asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

by David July 11, 2003

Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

by banana-phone March 9, 2010

asstoo

An asstoo is a tattoo that someone gets on their rear end. It is much like a tramp stamp but on the ass.

"That girl just bent over and I saw her asstoo, it was a tattoo of a butt crack."

by hannahhairplane February 9, 2010

asstoll

When you have to pay extra for anal

John- how was that hooker from yesterday

Bob- terrible I had to pay an asstoll

John- aww that's your favorite

by ben_dover_red_rover March 2, 2014

assty

a combination of ass and nasty, could even be pronounced basra’s if you’re feeling risky.

man, that stick of butter was straight ASSTY

these are some NASTASS noodles

by stephanie mouse December 11, 2018

asstoo

An asstoo is when you get your ass or hips tatooed. Girls do this more then guys.

Did you see her butterfly asstoo its hot.

by Joe Kicks Your Ass June 28, 2006

asstortoise

its just one of those shits that are so fat you think they are never gonna come out.

dude chris that asstortoise was so big it felt like there was a truck coming out of my ass

by baggee September 14, 2006