asstent

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

Assterbator

Someone who frequently massages, plays with, grabs, pinches any part of their behind for self-pleasure

butt holer massager, Assterbator

by Sasster2003 October 22, 2009

Assthethicc

A booty pleasing in appearance; thic. Something too fucking nice to not look at.

“Damn she hella assthethicc”
“Your body is assthethiccally pleasing”

by mmmmmaxxi July 12, 2018

assoteric

An obscure and specialized knowledge that is also sophmoric in nature.

His knowledge of cheesy movie lines was assoteric.

by Leigh Lambert April 7, 2005

Asshoe

Another word for jerk; based off of asshole

Kirk was being an asshoe when he stole the cookie from the cookie jar

by Carlos Delphino June 30, 2012

Asstek

The semi-popular Pontiac SUV. Known for its horrable styling cues, and terribly stupid options ($3500 tent)

"What are you gonna do with a $3500 tent man?" "Sleep out in the wilderness like a pimp in my Asstek" "Good job, i'll just fold down the seats and sleep in the back of my Pinto"

by Tarkin September 24, 2003

Asstress

(Noun) Ass.tress
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.

The very beginning of Pitbull's Hotel Room Service music video couldn't be a more perfect example of a asstress.

Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.

*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*

Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.

by Sodacan January 18, 2010