Assbooker

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.

Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"

by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011

Ashton Irwin

a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums

Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.

by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017

asscohol

This is the smell that lingers in the air after you wake up from a long night of partying. It is a combination of smelling like straight ass and alcohol.

Damn dude! You smell like asscohol!

by Amid Jihad August 2, 2007

Arstotzka

Glory Greatest Country

This sentence was removed by the Arstotzkan government.
Glory to Arstotzka

by thatguyjscon October 16, 2020

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Assbook

1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.

There are only seven real females registered on Assbook.

by The Voice of the People!!@#$%^ January 6, 2009