The jobby you take after a session of heavy hash smoking. Usually bigger, denser and smellier than any other form of jobby. Will easily take up 15-60 minutes of your day and you will most definitely have a sore bum from the toilet seat after. You may also find that your anus stings too, but this is dependent on the food you ate during your hash smoking session.
Morning after a night of smoking hash:
Tom: "Awww jesus what the fucks that smell?!"
Sloth: "Sorry about that, I was sitting on the toilet for 45 fucking minutes with a serious case of Hash Aftermath!"
Tom: "Awww jesus what the fucks that smell?!"
Sloth: "Sorry about that, I was sitting on the toilet for 45 fucking minutes with a serious case of Hash Aftermath!"
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