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Hash Aftermath

The jobby you take after a session of heavy hash smoking. Usually bigger, denser and smellier than any other form of jobby. Will easily take up 15-60 minutes of your day and you will most definitely have a sore bum from the toilet seat after. You may also find that your anus stings too, but this is dependent on the food you ate during your hash smoking session.
Morning after a night of smoking hash:

Tom: "Awww jesus what the fucks that smell?!"

Sloth: "Sorry about that, I was sitting on the toilet for 45 fucking minutes with a serious case of Hash Aftermath!"
by IrvineTheSloth March 29, 2013
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assterbate

That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug
by fizgig April 7, 2003
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Aftermath

The unexplained sickness you get from attending a mosh pit the day after.
I feel sick as hell. Probably aftermath from that mosh I went to last night.
by CallAnOptimist June 9, 2011
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Assterbation

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.
Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave
by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009
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aftermath

The unexpected 'spurt' that comes after you get done rubbing one off. Always comes after you put your pants back on. Usually results in sticky boxers.
The aftermath really messed up my boxers, I had to tell my mom to wash them again.
by Sitting Duck May 7, 2004
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Aftermath

guy1: hey man wanna go to the movies tonight?
guy2: nah i cant im dealing with the aftermath
guy1: oh shit(no pun intended), sorry to hear that
by forking paths January 13, 2009
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Deceitful aftermath

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity
Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.
by TheHappyWanderer December 23, 2021
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