Curriculum Associates

The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!

Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!

by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

TDAH (shortened form of the words "the drug associative hypothesis" - Basically the knowledge and awareness that certain types of media can influence what substances we take- hence example...

Mother 1: Hey, chris is listening to Pink Floyd, so be prepared- he might take LSD sometime in the future...

Mother 2: Hey, Sarah is dancing to rave music, so be prepared- she might take Ecstasy sometime in the future...

Father 1: Hey, Danny is watching The Simpsons, so be prepared- he might take alcohol sometime in the future... oh wait, thats not bad :)

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

Note- This is not necessarily accurate, however the term relates to the lifestyles and media influences associated with the drug in question, and is an easy way of identifying what drug might be craved and taken under the influence of what lifestyle the given person has chosen :P

by Firelovesugar January 12, 2009

assoulmates

A couple of assholes who belong together for life.

"Look at that couple cutting in line holding hands and sucking face like they're oblivious to everyone else."

"I know. They must be assoulmates."

by stoneydoggie October 8, 2011

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

by scykon December 29, 2003

Missouri Students Association

The undergraduate student government of the University of Missouri, aka Mizzou. Members of MSA are often very arrogant and self-important, but in reality they get nothing done. The most MSA is known for around campus is its annual presidential election, held in March, which become dramatic and entertaining because of either a technological error or prior racist tweets from the candidates.

I feel useless sometimes, but then I remember that the Missouri Students Association exists.

by unnecessarybutnecessary March 18, 2021

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

by gomaz July 20, 2005

Associated Press

Commonly abreviated as AP, the Associated Press is an American news agency run by the media sources that contribute to it. It is the largest news agency in the world and has subscribers (people who pay a fee to use AP's material) in almost every free-market economy nation in the world.

The AP is made up of almost 2,000 American newspapers and about 5,000 TV/radio stations while its photo library has exceeded 10 million pictures of news.

Although the AP tries to remain unbiased some occasional yellow journalism and personal biases are included in media information.

I couldn't help but notice that almost every article about a national event was writen by the Associated Press in today's newspaper.

by Sid Barrett October 27, 2007