When feeling a stomach ache brewing , you sit on the toilet and expext a lovely dump. But for some reason between the areas of your groyn and asswhole you feel a horrible pain. you squeeze to drop the bomb but its stuck there like a piece log of wood. you squeeze and squeeze but the more you do it the more it hurts and cuts your asswhole.
by CheapFiction June 11, 2010
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Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.
Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.
Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.
Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?
Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?
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Get the english assload mug.While engaging in doggie style intercourse the person from behind proceeds to spread the front persons asshole apart while clearing the throat and then drip the flem directly into the unsuspecting anal passage while shoving the index finger in and out mercilessly..
by Mattie January 7, 2005
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