grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.

Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.

by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018

IB internal assessment

Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.

A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.

by marco_uncletony September 23, 2014

Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.

Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

assistant regional manager

not dwight schrute. if you were looking for the position of dwight schrute at dunder mifflin scranton from 2005-2013, look for "assistant TO the regional manager"

Dwight: I am the assistant regional manager.
Jim: Assistant TO the regional manager

by mohantypower August 6, 2014

kickest-assest

A term of exaltation for when one comes in the possession of amazing roomates.

Warning: Threesomes that fall under the term "Kickest-Assest" are often prone to plots of World Domination and random moments of blinding brilliance.

Tawnie: You guys are the Kickest-Assest roomies ever.
Christy: I know.
Bobbie: Man we rock.
Tawnie: Word.
Christy: Wanna take over the World now?
Bobbie: Of course! What better way to showcase our amazing Kickest-Assest-ness
*All laugh menacingly whilst plotting global domination*

by Tawneh July 10, 2005

Rich Assist

(Noun) when one or more people are engaged in a task where no further assistance is required but another party offers assistance that contributes nothing to the completion of said task.

(Man 1 and man 2 are lifting a box onto a shelf)
Third party: do you guys need help
Man 1: no we've got it.

(Third party places a hand on the box as it is placed on the shelf)
Man 2: thanks for the Rich Assist.

Third party: I'm just trying to help.

by TheCaptain65 May 9, 2014

Rolling assist

When your buddy has to shit while driving and you sacrifice your hand to save the leather seats.

Hey man I gotta shit can you give me a rolling assist?

by Spencer_n January 14, 2020