God's Asshole

A place that not even God (Of any religion) would dare to travel, that is unless he's into that kind of thing. Which is cool, I got friend like that, nothing wrong there.

"I don't care about what anyone says, I still think Paris, TX is God's Asshole!"

by StevenGuy October 5, 2007

Canada's asshole

A nickname for the state Alaska, which is located west of Canada in the middle of frozen nowhere.

"Sarah Palin is the governor or Canada's asshole."

by ThrasHmatiK January 3, 2009

Tighter than a nun's asshole.

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration

This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.

by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009

Canada's asshole

while some see this as Alaska, it is more commonly known as Justin Bieber.

dude did you see Canada's asshole piss in that bucket.

eghh... yeah,
thanks Canada:/

by schap September 17, 2013

make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

ya momma's asshole

1. Any large gaping hole.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.

1. Yea, i'd say that cave is bout' the size of ya momma's asshole.

2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.

3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!

by Tebbo August 20, 2006

snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 2, 2010