asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

assjackson

One who takes it up the ass in such a manner that others who do the same are moot in comparison.

That assjackson stole my virginity!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

Assrack

The wispy longhorn likeness on the lower back, just above the holy alter formed by the fleshy mounds on which a person sits. Used to attract anal attention for buttsex or other orificial penetration by means of visual attraction and/or deception.
ink tat ass lower back

Dat assrack was so hot I just had to tap dat bitch! Dat bitch has such a hella big bumper dat she got stretch marks in her assrack! Her assrack was hot, but she was not, so I split on the spot!

by r.s.Reeves February 18, 2008

Asswacked

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked

Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home

by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020

asspack

(n.)1. a pouch or satchel worn directly on or above the ass.

2. a globular body of fat in the region directly on or above the ass.
3. douchebag
4. a narcotic filled plastic sac inserted in one's rectum (usually to smuggle drugs across the border )

(v.) 5. to stuff one's ass with an object or body part.

1. I put my wallet in my asspack.
2. Yo that bitch is workin' an asspack right nah.
3. Hey, Rick, stop being an asspack.
4. The po busted ma asspack.
5. Donald asspacked James with fudge.

by beatnikchik January 30, 2009

assjacket

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

by bgock August 1, 2008