assfuck

A person who is found exceptionally irritating due to a profound lack of intelligence, consideration for others, or both.

A man who is too rude or stupid to get it in the right hole.

I dumped my last boyfriend because he was a total assfuck.

Get out of my lane, assfuck!

by GrammarWhore November 29, 2006

assfuckface

A combination of swearwords assembled (usually in a rush), used to describe someone that has pissed you off so much, you can't take thirty seconds to think of something better.

Just because I live with my parents doesn't mean I don't pay my own bills, assfuckface!

by Slicedrkr December 29, 2016

Assfuckingthfistholeassbitchprick

Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhh

Assfuckingthfistholeassbitchprick is defiinetly daniel craig/james bond penis

by FISTING LARGE PUSSIES June 17, 2016

reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.

Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!

by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011

assfucked

To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage

You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!

by Metsubo June 11, 2006

assfunkle

1 The word that pops into your head when you see the home keys on a keyboard typed consecutively: "asdfjkl;"

2 "Funkle" is a word used to describe absolute awesomeness, therefore, "assfunkle" is an ass with absolute awesomeness.

1 When I see "asdfjkl;" I think of ASSFUNKLE!

2 Damn girl, you got some serious assfunkle goin' on!

by periangelicque July 23, 2010

assfuckinhole

1.an asshole who likes to fuck alot
2.a simpler word for fuckin asshole

Your best friend is going around and fucking everyone he sees and then you find out hes fuckin your girlfriend assfuckinhole!!!!!

by Mike O. February 18, 2004