face assumption

a face-stalker who can conclude from their face-stalking what is going to happen to others

my face assumption is that he is going to get naked with her

by whataboutbob? September 18, 2010

assumption

To assume or make a guess either false or true

assumption is a word created by ants

by Antzzzzz September 29, 2005

Assumption College

AKA "Consumption College". Catholic institution located in the preppy rich kid section of Worcester, MA. Famous for its stuck up yet semi-retarded student community. Assumption is often seen as the booby farm for nerdy yet secretly gay WPI frat guys attempting to reaffirm their sexuality.

(In Worcester Club)
Guy: Hey, where do you go to school?
Girl: Assumption College, on Salisbury street
Guy: Oh, I go to WPI
Girl: You're sure I havent done you yet?

by Moooooose August 2, 2006

MANN'S ASSUMPTION

assuming everything in the world has been in someone's butt.

Due to Mann's Assumption Dan was very uncomfortable while staying at our local hotel.

by punkdad July 29, 2012

assumption parish

a parish in southern louisiana about 70 miles west of new orleans where everyone assumes they live in a town, even though 72% of the parish is unincorpirated. about 25,000. 90% of the population lives along bayou lafouche or nearby nieghborhoods, 9% live in pierre part, a town literally in the middle of nowhere, and the other 1% live in the dumpster behing assumption high school, or permenantly loiter pop-n-go's. i would not recommend living here unless you enjoy being bored all the time and enjoy economic inconvience.

Peter: Where do you live?

Josh: Assumption parish

Peter: Where is that?

Josh: On the other side of Thibodaux, Morgan City, Donaldsonville, the place nobody ever goes because theres no reason at all to come here.

Peter: Oh I'm sorry

by datkidkidlolseeme December 12, 2010

Assdumper

An asshole that dumps enough feces to completely fill a landfill

Man on phone: sorry man my anus is now an assdumper. I cannot gather enough toilet paper to save my life!

by Dandongding December 16, 2016

Assumptuitive

An adjective used to describe someone who always seems to assume things.

Adam: Christy thought you and Heather broke up because she saw you getting pizza with another girl.

Jake: I hope she didnt say anything to Heather because that was just my sister.

Adam: Jeez, Christy has to stop being so assumptuitive.

by Stephers_0o7 October 10, 2008