asstangent

A random insult word. It's used especially by those who are deeply involved in their trig homework, though it really has no definite meaning.

*Phil is silently doing his trig homework*
*Jackie spills his snack all over the lunchroom floor*
*Phil jumps up*
Phil: YOU ASSTANGENT!
Jackie: What the hell is an asstangent?
Phil: I have no idea.

(true story =P)

by no_one_2000 January 3, 2005

Assburgers

1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.

2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.

Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.

Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.

Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).

by violated cucumber January 7, 2010

Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

by Vyhaka April 7, 2009

assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

assange

To have sex with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of sexual violation aka "sex by surprise"

Damn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great sex, Matt assanged me. He is a terrorist and should be hunted down and assassinated!!

by half japanese girl December 4, 2010

assburger

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.

by mochajoe June 6, 2005

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003