assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

Aldgate assbags

the neeky wet skater group that skates at Aldgate

oh i saw the Aldgate assbags today at aldgate

by BlemheaD March 10, 2022

assbag

What one gets when his ass doesn't get the proper amount of sleep; similar to bags that one gets under one's eyes due to lack of sleep.

"I need some shuteye. Not only do I have bags under my eyes, I have assbags, too, dammit!"

by Alice W. November 7, 2008

assbag erd

A recovery disk for Windows XP that is labeled "Assbag." Found on a desk and ownership has not been claimed as of yet.

Person 1: "I found this CD on my desk."
Person 2: "What is is labeled?"
Person 1: "Assbag ERD, what does that mean?"
Person 2: "Ok, its an emergency recovery disk labeled 'assbag...' who's is this?!"

by MasterJedi01 March 15, 2010

Assbag

A name you would call someone when they are being a douche

You are an assbag

by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

assbag

Someone how is worse than shit in a bag. First used by 30Cal

You play TF2 like an assbag.

by Zbras November 15, 2016

assbag

the definition of peypey or pikes

your such an assbag

by girl named kameron September 2, 2020