JFK Assassination

Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head

My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.

by The Slinger November 12, 2016

Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

by Techpony September 3, 2012

assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 15, 2022

Random Verbal Assassination

When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.

I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard

by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010

assassination coordinates

Bond billionaire speak for I’m a complete clown ass douchebag.

"They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service" Elon Musk

by awnch December 15, 2022

Assassination coordinates

Your basic location. A meme unintentionally ceated by Elon Musk who began bannng people he claimed were tweeting his "assassination coordinates."

"Where you at man, lets meet up. Send me your assassination coordinates."

by anonymous December 15, 2022

assassination

To sit or attempt to sit on someones head or face with your bare ass. Best done skinny dipping at night with your friends.

Thanx to stympi for this one!

Assassination. Did you see that, stympi just assassinated jaz?

by Crazybread October 16, 2006