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Asstackle

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.
by loldongs34 September 1, 2010
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assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.
God, billy is such an assticle to mike.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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Asstrickle

when your peeing and a little pee runs down your butt crack.
I had an asstrickle this morning.
by IsabelBALLLALAL January 21, 2009
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asspickle

1.The name for your bestie aka the person who swears way too much...
2.a lightweight
Asspickles make great friends but shitty drinkers...
by lolx16 June 25, 2016
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asspickle

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.
Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)
by Eric F. July 16, 2008
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asstickles

What you call it when your testicles hang so low that they tickle your asshole
Man 1: I had the worst day today, I had my first case of asstickles.
Man 2: It’s your first time? I’ve had three this week!
by M-Urgency July 24, 2021
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Assticle

An article published, be it online or in traditional print media, that is so useless that the only fair thing to do with it is to print it out and wipe your ass with it..
Example of use: I am going to the toilet, please hand me Dani Azzi's latest assticle.
by DAYUC January 1, 2020
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