i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

by Debnhim October 28, 2018

take care of that ass

it's the same definition as fucking.

when ya gonna let me take care of that ass?

by Lotta Bootes December 1, 2007

cartoon-ass

A freakishly large booty.

Cartoon-ass is a booty you can set a drink on like an end table, and is Weeble Wobble wide.

by E.C April 8, 2006

Carpet Ass

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

by Johnny Hurts July 31, 2008

carousel ass

A stripper who has a raw ass from doing one too many rotations on the pole.

Lacreesha missed class at community college because she had carousel ass from the club.

by Matty_Ice88 March 7, 2015

Suck a caribou's ass

1 - A way to tell someone to fuck off.
2 - A song by Wesley Willis

Suck a caribou's ass, jerk.

by Punkass83 September 12, 2005

cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.

by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016