ASP

Anal Sex Police of NY

My husband and I were "caught" having anal sex by our seven-year-old son.

by Stephen` December 13, 2004

ASP

A Sexual Position

lets find a new asp

by god December 14, 2002

ASP

Adult Services Provider. Someone who provides adult services for pay. Examples are call girls, escorts, erotic masseuses, street walkers, strip club dancers, ladies working in massage parlors, ladies advertising online, etc.

Another term used is simply "provider."

The term is not sex-specific; it applies to both sexes.

She is a great ASP. I had a wonderful session with that lady.

by rosco2 January 11, 2009

Asp

As ass pimple.

Man, every time I sit down my fucking butt smarts cause of this volatile 'asp'.

by Ferreson February 26, 2004

ASP

A telescoping steel baton used by law enforcement officials.

-A Steel Pipe-

That cop beat the dogshit out of Humberto with his ASP.

by M.Beech February 17, 2004

ASP

Short for All Shall Perish, a deathcore quintet from Oakland, California.

Yesterday I went to see ASP, they were fucking brutal!

by 13375p33k January 18, 2008

ASP

Application service provider; an internet entity that manages and delivers application capabilities to multiple users from data centers across a wide area network.

ASP's are a new model for delivering common computer applications to multiple users.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005