nigger: hey that guy looks asian
nigger2: yeah it looks like he eats cats
asian: ching chonmg wing bong shakelakdesdm shaeodlwes wkweswewkewkekwkew
by niggerger October 4, 2023
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The people who make the porn where the guy moans more than the 7 or 8 girls surrounding him.
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by TrXta September 3, 2013
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1.a person born in Asia.
2. one of the most intelligent races.
3. the humble people
4. the one who says they aren't arrogant and actually turns out to be one of the most self centered people.
5. the real Asians that are born in Asia tend to add an "r" in every word of every sentence of every paragraph of every life story they attempt to say in English.
6.slanted eyes -.-
7. usually male Asians have small penises.
Person 1 : "zomg! did you hear Emma got 99% on her final score?!"

Person 2: "because she's Asian like that!"xD
by ohhaytheresunshinexo December 5, 2009
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smart people who are often pressured to get A+. legend has it that if you get A or A- you're gonna magically fall off a cliff.
Asian : I just got 99% on my test, i wont be seeing u tmrw
Girl : ok
by DaddyWong March 25, 2018
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a smart person who is good at everything and if they get a b on maths their parents whip them with a belt. You have never seen and dumb asian, trust me, and all asians are successful
person 1: wow congrats u got 99% of your test congrats!!!
asian: wtf i failed my parents are going to kill me! I FAILED MY MATHS TEST
person 1: wtf is wrong with you
by your mum is gae haha nou September 11, 2019
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People who cant see anything, smell like soy sauce and that shit out massive dim sims made from doggos
damn pass the asian juice fagg
by black asian boy November 6, 2018
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Oral sex on a booty. Tonguing the brown eyes. Eating booty like groceries. Attacking the crack with your mouth.
I am going to marry Tina cause that bitch gives the best Asian!
by Geechie Girl December 17, 2016
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