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Logical Ascension

The process of which one comes to a conclusion by asking questions pertaining to the the logic of the situation.
How do I write a script? Use logical ascension, if your characters are in space how did they get there.
by Mc Answers November 1, 2011
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ascensiati

The social class of people who sincerely strive for transitional while continuous improvement of the quality of both the social & societal status quo.
Person #A: "Where can I sign up for that club of fellows who dare to compete with globalist elites?”

Person #B: "You mean those foolish braggers who have the presumption to declare the mighty illuminati to be nothing more than a bunch of amateurs or even 'easy prey' for spiritual activists?"

Person #A: "Yeah, those dudes who persistently refuse to back down for the 'New World Order'?"

Person #B: "Nowhere, you ignorant piece of hopelessness! Listen carefully, I will explain it only once: there ain't no association called 'The Ascensiati' nor any kind of other organization you can become member of! The term 'ascensiati' is just only a informally defined term which can easily be abused by inexperienced men within the dating scene to try to impress the other sex; while off course those guys get what they deserve: instant rejection. But to be serious again: if you set course for humanity towards (proverbial) Heaven then you are automatically included in that indeed ambitious, but pseudo-scientific-sounding, subset of wannabe-intellectuals."
by EndgamePuncher November 5, 2017
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Ascension

The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.
Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020
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ascensual

A person that is living in a rising spiritual sense.
His ascensual growth became more apparent as he developed his relationship with God.
by Raccourt December 6, 2020
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Ascension School

The worlds most potent type of enema.
“I just can’t took an Ascension School”
Why the fuck would you go up to a random person on the street and tell them that?”
by HarambeLivesInOurHearts June 2, 2022
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Ascension of Jean

On March 23, at Castle Gulch Colorado, a real place in the mountains, a feminine totem commemorating Jean DeSimone is illuminated by a reflection of the sun. Jean had a liquid burial there, and her teeth (along with seashells revealing recursive Bernoulli spiral, or spira mirabilis) come out of the ground each spring. These teeth can be used as talismans to suck on when one is pulled over for a traffic violation.
That Ascension of Jean totem made the Realtors, Yuppies and Lawyers so scared that they had to call a tow truck to skedaddle down to Boulder where their wretched kind are tolerated.
by Alcee Hastings March 21, 2026
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Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.
My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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