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ASBESTED

When you force feed someone asbestos, that means you have ASBESTED them
Don’t fuck with me bitch or you’ll get ASBESTED
by Getfdlogan November 17, 2019
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asbestos

A Greek island, lying between Domestos and Lesbos.
We went on holiday to Asbestos.
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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Asbestos

Asbestos is a tasty ingredient often found in pre-1980s infrastructure as a fireproofing and insulating agent, as well as an additive in various food items, such as vape juice or school lunches, to make them smell better.

The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.
Person A (me): "You wanna go to the abandoned hotel to whiff some asbestos later today?"
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.

(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)
by Tronche2Cake January 16, 2023
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Asber

Best human being on earth. Sexy, straight and lovable. 22 years old and happy.
“Asber is so hot
by Asber is goat October 15, 2020
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Asberger's

exhibiting a severe inability to function like a normal human being, akwardness in social interactions, and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. Normally associated with physical awkwardness
person 1: why did he keep trying to answer all those questions in class without ever knowing any of the answers? it's like he thinks he's the only one in the class.

person 2: see, i told you he had asberger's
by 2cool4lawschool December 17, 2008
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Asbestian

Someone who THINKS they are qualified to check for asbestos and other harmful toxins.
"Oh look... (knocking on the wall) I think there's asbestos in this wall. Only an asbestian would know this".
by RiessaBri April 22, 2010
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asber

HOT sexy and lovable. Good at everything and everyone loves him. (also better than brother aj)
“Asber is hot
by Asber is goat October 15, 2020
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