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arthwiitis

the feeling you get from playing too much nintendo wii over a prolonged period of time. similiar to arthritis
I was eating my breakfast cereal and I dropped my spoon because the arthwiitis in my arm was acting up. I played too much wii sports last night...
by randini January 12, 2009
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assthritis

any aching feeling in your gluteal muscles. It can be caused by either overexertion or lack of activity. Some common causes of assthritis include office jobs, long trips by plane or car, and lower body exercises.
I got assthritis from that five hour flight.
The squats I've been doing have given me some major assthritis.
by markgivesgoodface June 5, 2010
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Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012
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Boobatoid Barthritis

A condition often developed late at night caused by not wearing a bra for an extended period of time and having the nipples rub excessively on the inside of ones shirt. Extensive studies have shown that the condition cannot be cured by Dr. Pepper.
"Agggghhhh!!!! I have serious Boobatoid Barthritis right now!"
by Schnazzy Mcgee April 16, 2009
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carthritis

when you sit for to long in a car or other such places then try to skate but are stiff from sitting too long
Dude, it took us 3 hours to drive here and now i have carthritis
by zebb January 22, 2004
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farthritis

Acute, aching pain in the lower bowel or rectum following the discharge of a massive, guttural fart.
Andrew got no sleep last night because of a relapse of his farthritis.
by RichardMus March 20, 2013
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Arthritisexual

Attracted only to people that have arthritis.
Johnny spends his Friday nights at the pharmacy because he is an arthritisexual.
by Martin Luther king jr jr March 11, 2022
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