Arthuritus

severe, painful condition of the joints and limbs.

"I been in bed with arthuritis."

"I warned you about them Ritis brothers!"

by bob March 23, 2005

Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010

Arthuritus

a.k.a. "The Retarded Green Llama Virus."

When something particularily ugly, fat, cocky and stupid(usually by the name of Arthur) inflicts his extreme gayness on you, and your infected for life!

Symtoms: severe headaches, which may lead to brain hemerages and heart problems, and excessive puking in his general direction because your eyes are sick of seeing his fat ugly fucking self.

Prognosis: there is no known cure to Arthuritus. Severe brain damage, loss of eyesight, and excessive puking till your teeeth rott are very comon problems. Eventually, all patients die a slow, and very painful death...often complaining of hallucinations and seeing green fat llama blobs before death. many patients that realize they have this nasty disease...kill themselves on the spot as they want to go out with some type of dignity.

by ? November 29, 2004

Arthritis

A code word used by men to talk or express feelings twords femail Genitalia such as (breast ass)

Dude she has nice ARTHRITIS

by Adolf best friend Nick May 19, 2008

rheumatoid political adthritis

The painful, debilitating condition that occurs during an election year. The seemingly neverending mud-slinging by politicians that choke up the TV and Radio airwaves.

"A vote for Sam Smith, is a vote for the Taliban."
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.

by mike in the morning October 27, 2010

noobletoid arthriticatus

the most extreme lvl of a noob on x-box live such as Xenocide321 he=big noob but the word is not only limited to use on x-box live

Wow you dirty noobletoid arhriricatus I cant believe u didnt kill that dude.

by alex February 16, 2005

rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.

Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.

by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018