Carbon arithmetic

The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.

Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.

by Sexydimma December 5, 2022

arithmetic

a·rith·me·tic   n. uh-rith-muh-tik; adj. ar-ith-met-ik
noun, slang

a telephone number, generally of a young, attractive female.

Man 1: "Who's that?"

Man 2: "That's Susie."

Man 1: "Man, she's fine...I'm gonna need that arithmetic."

by casmith September 20, 2011

arithmophillia

A strong attraction to, or love of numbers and math.

Bartholomew is such an arithmophilliac. He gets off to tax returns.

by TheMinervanConquest January 17, 2011

Arithmalete

a fat nerd who has a chode and studies for fun

wanna go beat up that arithmalete after school

by 00 midgetman 00 December 28, 2007

arithmetic dog

A dog that walks on three legs and carries one.

I should have consulted with the arithmetic dog before ordering the metal for my project, he always remembers to carry the one.

by meat_man April 28, 2010

Arithmerection

The extreme urge to compute numbers and figures.

That new survey gave me a raging arithmerection.

by Fonderous Thud July 8, 2011

arithmasexual

One who loves only math and other nerdy pursuits; one who is too nerdy to get any except from his math. Also an adjective with basically the same meaning.

Jake is such an arithmasexual, he sits next to me and keeps going on and on about this theorem he invented for geometry.

by NJMD December 14, 2008