The act of arguing via text. This is usually done over a long period of time, filling as many unkind words as possible into each text. The texter is also punching letters faster than usual.
By the sounds her phone was making and the look on her angry, red face, I could tell she was argutexting with someone.
Brad: Hey, what happened, you look like you've been crying.
Jennifer: I was just argutexting with my sister, we're not finished yet.
Brad: Hey, what happened, you look like you've been crying.
Jennifer: I was just argutexting with my sister, we're not finished yet.
by Notablogger April 9, 2010
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In discussing the Boston Bombings and the Republican Congressmen who should understand the Constitution as pertains to the rights of American citizens, a commenter referred to the president as "Obummer" and said that the article about Republican Congressmen should have been entitled "Obama doesn't understand the Constitution" because the borders are not secure and Mexican drug cartels get guns. The comment has nothing to do with the article and can be dismissed as argumentum ad saladbar.
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by Matthew678 January 10, 2019
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Rational Argument:
Person 1: I think that the Xbox 360 is better than the Wii because it has better hardware and more graphical power.
Person 2: Well I think the Wii is better than the 360 because it is more interactive and appeals more to casual gamers.
Idiot Argument:
Person 1: Well, I think the Wii is better than the Xbox 360 because...
Idiot: NO! NO! Shut the hell up. I said the Xbox 360 is better. NO! NO! Insert random group here says its better! NO! I'm right. Your wrong. Shut the hell up.
Person 1: I think that the Xbox 360 is better than the Wii because it has better hardware and more graphical power.
Person 2: Well I think the Wii is better than the 360 because it is more interactive and appeals more to casual gamers.
Idiot Argument:
Person 1: Well, I think the Wii is better than the Xbox 360 because...
Idiot: NO! NO! Shut the hell up. I said the Xbox 360 is better. NO! NO! Insert random group here says its better! NO! I'm right. Your wrong. Shut the hell up.
by pea soup March 6, 2010
Get the idiot argument mug.**Two people both reaching for the last cookie**
A: I'm so sorry.
B: No, please, I'm sorry.
A: No, I am sorry, I insist, you have the last piece.
B: Absolutely not, this is my fault, you take the last one!
C: This is such a Canadian Argument.
A: I'm so sorry.
B: No, please, I'm sorry.
A: No, I am sorry, I insist, you have the last piece.
B: Absolutely not, this is my fault, you take the last one!
C: This is such a Canadian Argument.
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My friend Melvin won't stop buying Funko Pops - he says his collection won't sell for anything unless he has a complete set. I guess he's never heard of the coal miner's argument.
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