ardy tardy

Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.

Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy

by Cornhole Jesus March 16, 2015

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Ardis is a beautiful creature with an EVEN more beautiful name, Ardis is usually a she and with such a precious and unique name, she is bound to be some sort of famous. Did I mention she's hot. God-like gorgeous. The sexiest creature around, and can you truly disagree? Tell me ardis isn't hot. Go ahead, say it! YOU CAN'T. And if you did then you just lied and are going to hell. Because lying is a sin. And you said ardis is not hot. And she is.

Guy 1: Girls named Hannah are usually so pretty
Guy 2: Nah, the name Ardis is where it's at
Guy 1: OMG, I didn't even think of that. Ardis' are always the hottest. The hottest people on Earth in fact
Guy 2: People?
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: Are you gay dude?
Guy 1: I....I think so
Guy 2: Congrats bro

by glizzy_god_._ July 07, 2022

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