Boner Achieved

Something you say when a girl does something sexy that gives you a boner. You usually say it in front of her face but at a volume she can't here you.

Girl: Tonight I'm going to get Tipsy, you should join me in my bed.

Boy: Boner Achieved. :)

Girl: What?

Boy: Uhhh nothing!

by sWaG WeAr April 26, 2010

Achievement alcohol

Alcohol earned through considerable effort.

Jimbo: The damn store was closed so I had to go two towns over, in the snow, without shoes, while being chased by wolves, to get these distilled beverages.

Eoin: Ooooh, Achievement alcohol. lemme try.

by Yokisaan May 18, 2010

archive.org

A website that can be used either to see older versions of websites or watch and play old videogames, TV shows and more!

Dude! I found this on archive.org!

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino September 5, 2016

Bogus Archive

A perfect phrase to describe a situation that makes you UTTERLY flabbergasted, shocked, and speechless.

Yooo holy shit man that picture of Simon Cowell is absolute Bogus Archive, you know?
Nah dude if you don't stop this Bogus Archive right now I'm gonna go ballistic.

by paythefee_ April 29, 2022

Achievement Hunter

A collection of gibbering voices who play video games on YouTube while plotting mischief and murder against each other, those two concepts often being synonymous. The second greatest product of alcoholism after the American Civil War and proof you can earn money playing video games. A division of Rooster Teeth, the Red vs Blue guys.

I walked past the Achievement Hunter office earlier and all I could hear is cursing broken up by a British girl squealing.

by Detective Zoidberg January 14, 2015

Achievement-Whore

a person who only plays their xbox 360 console to gain achievements, and increase their gamerscore.

Man bob is a huge Achievement-Whore his gamerscore is 30,000G

by Magical Bread March 30, 2009

Internet archive

The greatest website on the internet (not to be confused with themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com)
It has old deleted websites and old deleted videos so it’s like YouTube or PornHub but it’s all old deleted stuff and no pornography

The people in paris: Yo where did you get that old website from?
JonTron: the internet archive .
My singing monsters dev: yo...
James Rolfe: I HAVE A MF BONER
Rusty Cage; yo...

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 27, 2021