Arseus (also known as "Mr. McBroken", "wtf hax11!!!", and "Pokemon number four-hundred and WHAT!?!?!") is the last Pokemon of the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, or fourth-generation list of Pokemon. Arseus looks sort of like an organic, freaky-looking deer, with what appears to be a golden wheel encircling its silver body. Nintendo describes Arseus as the God of Pokemon. There is only one and can be found at level 80, making it the most powerful wild Pokemon to date.
Because of this, and the facts that Arseus can learn almost every move and that its stats are considerably higher than any other Pokemon's, Arseus has gotten the nicknames listed above, due to the assumed fact that if you ever fight a trained Arseus, you have an apparent 4.03712% chance of NOT getting your ass raped harder than Ricky Martin in a Russian prison.
Because of this, and the facts that Arseus can learn almost every move and that its stats are considerably higher than any other Pokemon's, Arseus has gotten the nicknames listed above, due to the assumed fact that if you ever fight a trained Arseus, you have an apparent 4.03712% chance of NOT getting your ass raped harder than Ricky Martin in a Russian prison.
<Trainer 1>: ARSEUS, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
<Trainer 2>: WTF?!?! Nuh-uh, motherfucker, GTFO!!
<T. 1>: What?
<T. 2>: You heard me, bitch. Put that shit away, you made yo point.
<T. 1>: GO ARSEUS...
<T. 2>: WHAT!?!??!
<T. 1>: ATTACK WITH...
<T. 2>: Aw sweet Jesus, what the fu-
<T. 1>: TACKLE!!!
<T. 2>: AAAAHH- wait, what?
<Arseus>: GRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{{CRITICAL HIT! MINUS 500 HP}}
<T. 2>: WHAT THE FUCK HAXX, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
<Trainer 2>: WTF?!?! Nuh-uh, motherfucker, GTFO!!
<T. 1>: What?
<T. 2>: You heard me, bitch. Put that shit away, you made yo point.
<T. 1>: GO ARSEUS...
<T. 2>: WHAT!?!??!
<T. 1>: ATTACK WITH...
<T. 2>: Aw sweet Jesus, what the fu-
<T. 1>: TACKLE!!!
<T. 2>: AAAAHH- wait, what?
<Arseus>: GRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{{CRITICAL HIT! MINUS 500 HP}}
<T. 2>: WHAT THE FUCK HAXX, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
by Scyen December 14, 2008
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1. A joke religion created by hardcore fans of the Pokémon franchise. Some fans claim to "follow" this religion to identify themselves with other "believers".
2. The moniker used by less fanatic players of the Pokémon franchise to refer to the in-game mythology, sparse as it is, that references the "Original One" aka Arceus.
2. The moniker used by less fanatic players of the Pokémon franchise to refer to the in-game mythology, sparse as it is, that references the "Original One" aka Arceus.
1. "Hey Mike, are you a follower of Arceusism?"
"Definently, Arceus forever!"
"Amen to that,"
2. In the Canalave library in the Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum versions, there is a book on the third floor that tells of how the Original One emerges from an egg and creates the beings of time and space as well as the beings that gave life knowledge, emotion, and willpower. He then goes to eternal sleep.
In Platinum there is an event Arceus that allows the player to hear more of this legend as he/she discovers Plates, which Arceus uses to change type with its ability.
"Definently, Arceus forever!"
"Amen to that,"
2. In the Canalave library in the Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum versions, there is a book on the third floor that tells of how the Original One emerges from an egg and creates the beings of time and space as well as the beings that gave life knowledge, emotion, and willpower. He then goes to eternal sleep.
In Platinum there is an event Arceus that allows the player to hear more of this legend as he/she discovers Plates, which Arceus uses to change type with its ability.
by Nathanial Ark January 16, 2011
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by TheDrow_Bard February 13, 2022
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(1) A person who has difficulty understanding simple truth. Most often the result of mental retardation.(2) A person whom believes one’s self to possess greatness and success, but in reality has nothing but failure.(3) Nothingness.(4) A title given to the laughingstock of Pokegym.(5) A person confused with one's sexuality. (6) Unwanted.
(1) A person who has difficulty understanding simple truth. Most often the result of mental retardation.(2) A person whom believes one’s self to possess greatness and success, but in reality has nothing but failure.(3) Nothingness.(4) A title given to the laughingstock of Pokegym.(5) A person confused with one's sexuality. (6) Unwanted.
Verb:
(1) The act of abusing grammar.
1. Come arceusrules, come and sit. Yes, right there, in that chair. Yes, sit my child. Now tell me, where is grammar and what have you done with him?
(1) The act of abusing grammar.
1. Come arceusrules, come and sit. Yes, right there, in that chair. Yes, sit my child. Now tell me, where is grammar and what have you done with him?
by pokefan232 February 9, 2010
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