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out of the question

Dad, for my 17 birthday I want a new Subaru Impreza.
Son, that's out of the question! We're getting you a Honda S2000.
by chougaijin February 13, 2008
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Stupid question

Asshat question posed by a fucktard.

There are no stupid questions. There are only stupid people who ask questions.
Woman: I have a stupid question...

Man: No kidding.

Woman: Can I buy this blouse as a separate from this skirt?

Man: I don't work here.
by BcozTheNite March 26, 2008
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i take your question

A way to say "fuck you" while being a polite boss!
Republican Louie Gohmert: Lengthy rant with no clear question.
Mueller's resoonse: "I take your question".
by TrumpIsAFelon July 24, 2019
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I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

Marvel® Caracter 1: Where is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 2: Who is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 3: I have a better question: WHY is gamora?
by God gave His only son for us! November 10, 2019
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Questionable Fart

A fart that leaves a serious question to oneself and others if a diarrhea squirt or follow-through (shart) has occurred.

A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.

The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
1) Kevin was hanging out with his buds playing poker. He laid down a questionable fart after lifting his ass checks and pushing too hard.

He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.

Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.

2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
by jrubadub August 2, 2010
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Rookie ass question

A question that is asked by someone who should already know the answer, making them sound like a rookie.
Person 1: "There's 4 quarters in a dollar, right?"

Person 2: "Why you asking rookie ass questions?"
by Saliz July 6, 2019
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No questions asked

When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.

Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
by Aliza Lerner November 5, 2013
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