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APUSH

Also called AP US History, Advanced Placement United States History, death, insomnia.

An advanced placement class for history loving Junior or Senior nerds in High School. Also called a suicide class from the countless hours spent outlining each and every outline in the textbook.
A: Damn why do you look so tired?
B: Nigga I was outlining till 4 last night!
A: Ohh what an APUSH nerd!!
B: I love history!
by MaliBarbs December 27, 2011
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APUSH

A so-called class for high schoolers who wanted a more in-depth class in history to further their interest in history or something nerds take to make their college applications more impressive. People say "how bad can it be?" but 8/10 people will regret every second of their lives after taking it due to the massive amount of summer work and required reading. If you survive the class and get a 4 or 5 on the AP exam, you are one of the lucky ones who didn't lose their $75 payment and hours of free time to the evil CollegeBoard.
Glenn: Hey man! Can I see your schedule!

Colby: Sure!

Glenn: Hmm, looks like a tough year with APUSH along with 3 honors classes and 2 APs more, sure you want to do this?

Colby: Yeah, I think I can do this, I wanna go to Columbia or Harvard, maybe even Stanford or UC Berkeley!

Glenn: Okay, but be prepared for more stress than you've ever felt before. I'm just chilling here with my AP Macroeconomics and AP Psychology.

6 months later: Colby was soon after overwhelmed with 13 missing assignments and ended up behind on his studying for the final AP exam. He pulled off a 3, but just barely.
by TriBeCaBoy56 May 17, 2021
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Apush

Used to describe a stupid and incompetent child

A FUCKING IDIOT
"Ay apush gyada gna ezi kotoshi mtcru VORT"
by VorSmoker69 April 19, 2021
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APUSH

AP US History aka: the second circle of hell.

Usually a class for Juniors, but if you go to a school where you have to take the government HSA in 11th grade, (NORTHERN HIGH SCHOOL) you take it as a sophmore.
Boy: Hey where you going next?
Girl: APUSH
Boy: Oh god, im sorry, Who do you have?
Girl: Tera-natzi
*boy gives girl sympathy hug*
by Sunchips October 21, 2008
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APUSH

A class that will take away the weekend you were supposed to mow the lawn for your dad, and then use the money that you got from the lawn the next day to pay for your dad's car gas because you had to learn how to drive or you could not take the drivers class in school. A class that will take your sleep everynight because you write notes for soo long everyday that you sleep and find yourself writing notes in your sleep on stuff you did not understand in the book, then you wake up and force yourself to sleep again, and then have nightmaires about the tariff of 1816 and how that effected history, and how gistory effected the tariff.
Bill: "what about you Tom, what did you dream last night Tom"?
Tom: mocks Bill*"what did you dream about last night, Tom"?
Bill: stares*
Tom: "oh you know, nothing. just spent 7 hours eyes closed reading an APUSH book in my head and not getting any info fromit at all. yuh know, i love sleep".
by APUSHEEEE December 11, 2020
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APUSH

Advance Placement United States History,
(APUSH) duh.
The Hardest Class at WWT and Only the Crazy people take it.
Given by the Evil Dougherty.
Dude, What are you taking new year?
APUSH?
With Dougherty?
Wow, you're stupid...
by ohhdarkstoned111 March 31, 2009
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APUSH

The easiest AP class ever.

If you thought APUSH was hard, either
A. You fail at managing your time and resources,
B. You are a total pussy, or
C. You ride the short bus.
APUSH is a breeze. Anyone who says otherwise is a failure at life.
by nat s. March 18, 2008
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