Appaholic

Someone who is addicted to buying apps for their iPhone, iPod, or their iPad.

I have spent almost 100 bucks worth of apps today. I think I am an appaholic.

by IPaduser May 1, 2010

Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.

Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".

"I went hiking on the Appalachian Trail aka got me some Argentinian tail"

by hailsfromSC June 24, 2009

Apparition Litigation

For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.

Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.

Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!

Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?

Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...

by YAWA May 13, 2019

Hiking the Appalachians

To "hike the Appalachians" is to cheat on your significant other.

Politicians love stealing our money and hiking the Appalachians.

by noncoercive June 24, 2009

Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.

Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!

by Charli XXX December 16, 2014

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

A Punk, Emo, Screamo, not so much Rock, but all-in-all you could call it a Scene band that has powerful, emotional, incredible and meaningful lyrics to every one of their songs.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.

Guardian Angel, and Face Down (The Acoustic Version for Face Down is less screamo and easier to understand the lyrics) are not only two songs that are by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus but are also very good examples of what they are about. They have strong lyrics, and really make you think about what you're listening to.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.

by Lauren Hultman December 9, 2008

Hiking the appalachian trail

cheating on your spouse

I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"

by Spartan1986 July 5, 2009