apod

a website created by NASA that humps Digg and makes you feel like you know nothing about science since you only went through 3 out of the gatrillion pictures

nerd: i looked at all the apod pictures from 1998
imaginary friend: you're a fucking loser
nerd: but I know what the magellanic cloud looks like

by imetakidnamedkid April 20, 2008

Chile Appointment

When you have an appointment to have sexual intercourse with a male.

“I got my chile appointment tonight.”
“Hey gurl, I’m tryna crack my back with this chile appointment tonight!”
“Maria really cancelled on us for a chile appointment!”

by boricuabooty January 20, 2020

Nail Appointment

1. A scheduled time during which one has their fingernails polished by a professional.
2. A socially acceptable term for the act of fornication (sex). See nail.

1. Ruby has a nail appointment at the salon before prom.
2. Denise has a nail appointment at the hotel after prom.

by Bandits April 25, 2008

Doctor's Appointment

Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.

Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"

Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"

by drfooty January 16, 2011

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

appolojizz

To ejaculate/cum on/inside someone instead of appologizing.

Bill: Dude, is Lisa still mad cuz you did her friend?
Bob: Nah, she accepted my appolojizz

by Craymortz July 24, 2011

Aspoderm

An unidentified substance, likely biological, found on surfaces in public and semi-public places.

Since many hotel carpets have patches of dried aspoderm on them it is always advisable to wear slippers.

by Dr. Perkins September 19, 2012