Applejack

A completely tall man who shits himself during math. He hates everyone and faps every night to an image of himself. Also fucks a Stimac every night.

You're such an Applejack.

by Everyn December 12, 2016

Applejack

A punch in the throat or adams' apple.

Oh, dude! He punched her right in the throat! What an applejack!

by KeltsinFeff August 13, 2008

Apple jacked

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal

Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

applejacking

The constant use of an iPhone that then causes wanker's cramp.

"I used my iPhone day in day out so bad that the doctor said that I had been applejacking too much"

by theflaccidwomble August 10, 2014

Applejacking

Using applesauce to jerk off with

"Man I didn't have any lotion, so I ran to the fridge and started Applejacking in the kitchen"

by Dubba March 29, 2019

Applejacks102

Is a gamer who cheats at every game he plays and has a small wiener

Applejacks102 has small peter

by TheWildWood67 November 6, 2020

applefaced

referencing the rosy apply cheeks of someone blithe, too naïve to appreciate life's pain, or unaware of it, and so they're always smiling and cheery

'I'm so upset, man, my parents are getting divorced,'
'Hey, cheer up pal! You'll be all right!'
'Jesus man, you're an applefaced fool.'

by gonkoja September 11, 2021