I want to apologize

words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon

Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize

by Kayu Berkarat August 6, 2020

Apolojizz

When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.

Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar December 14, 2010

Apolojizz

The act of having make-up sex.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday.
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!

by Pickleknee October 4, 2009

apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

by cregets July 14, 2007

Apologies

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".

"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.

by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013

newjeans apologize to lisa

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.

nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

by rvnn1e August 10, 2023

Apolojizz

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.

Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.

by ihuntmidgets September 30, 2009