one eyed anaconda

The male sex organ
Or an anaconda with one eye

My one eyed anaconda hurts because i've been playing with it too much.

by The Butt Pirate August 30, 2003

Anaconda

A rare combination of a sexual position and a state of euphoria caused by a male and a female being deeply connected to eachother sexually, mentally And emotionally. The position is missionary, and the female wraps her legs around the male and they work in unison to establish the deepest penetration possible.

I was having sex with my boyfriend and we did the anaconda.

by Cougie-cubbie June 7, 2017

anaconda

Everything wrong with society in one music video, starring none other than Nicki Minaj.

The song title "Anaconda" is also a slang for a large black penis, which ties in well to the underlying theme of the music video (sex, big booty hoes, etc.)

"Anaconda" represents the pinnacle of cultural degeneracy.

by Senpai Noticed Me October 2, 2014

anaconda

A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Anaconda Plan

Name given to the Civil War plan devised by Union General Winfield Scott to seal the South off from the rest of the world.

Anaconda means huge snake. General Winfield Scott made the Anaconda Plan.

by Emokiss June 5, 2009

purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

anaconda

n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors.  The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.

Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.

Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005